I was late to my teenagehood.

It's always been like that for me. Late.
When everyone was starting to grow fur and get pimples, I was indulging in cartoons, videogames, action figures and toys.
When they were getting girlfriends and going out, I was at the peak of my romantic platonism. And didn't see a point in dressing up or going out at night.
I like to believe I have enjoyed every last drop of the things that please me.
Now that I'm 22, I'm practically married before most people I know.

Maybe that's what's bothering me so much.